(Warning Parental Discretion Is Advised – I warned you motherfuckers)
I get some tired of this black people eat chicken shit (well, not chicken shit, but chicken shit…you know what I mean!)
Every time I turn around someone white person is running their fucking mouths about black people eating chicken!
Listen here, there ain’t but some many fucking meats out there, and chicken happens to be one of them! Unless, you live in some crazy ass country where they eat buffalo balls 
or elephant ears, you are eating chicken just like the rest of us!
There is: beef, turkey, pork and fucking chicken! That’s four fucking options! In this recession ain’t too many motherfuckers eating lamb, and when they are, they are rationing out that lamb like the three damn peas that Tiny Tim and his family shared for Christmas dinner (you know them three peas they had to share amongst 15 people by cutting them into quarters, and then cutting the quarters into quarters?)
I used to live on the Upper East Side, and when I said Upper East Side, I’m not talking about Spanish Harlem. No! I’m talking about the Upper East Side where white people run rampant! Every time, I went to the KFC on 73rd & 2nd, there were more white people in there than at a Rolling Stones concert. These white people weren’t just ordering regular chicken either – they were ordering chicken backs and shit (I didn’t even know chicken backs were edible – who the fuck is frying the back of a gotdamn chicken when everyone knows the best meat is in the breast? … but I digress). I would go in there and there would be a line that would extend out the damn door (mostly because they only had one register open and it was always some Indian guy training another Indian guy how to fuck up orders). So, white people eat chicken too, and if they didn’t there would be no need for a KFC on the Upper “White” Side.
Perdue is the whitest man I know 
and that niggas killed more chickens then 1 million black family reunions combined.
Remember when chickens were contaminated with the bird flu, guess who was getting sick the most?! WHITE PEOPLE!
I also want to say to black people: stop being embarrassed when you go to a restaurant with white people!
Order the damn chicken if you want, ORDER THE SHIT! And when the fried chicken comes to your table, rub it all over your face , suck all the meat off and pick your teeth with the chicken bones! I guarantee you they won’t be saying “typical black person” ;they’ll be saying “I’ll have what she’s having”!
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